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  • Title: Bit of Fun - Funny Photos, Jokes, Strange News, Beauty and Art
    Descriptive info: .. Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art.. Bit of Fun is full of fun stuff, weird photos, jokes and funny videos from 13 years on the net.. These are our recent posts.. More humor can be found in Videos, Jokes, Photos etc.. Comedy News.. Region Limited.. Lawsuits of the Rich and Shameless.. Former AIG Chairman and CEO Hank Greenberg sues the U.. S.. government, claiming that the terms of the company's $184 billion bailout were insufficient and unfair.. Protested Development & Dude, Where's My Kim?.. Hong Kong's Umbrella Revolution becomes more laid-back, a Chinese celebutante brags about her lavish taxpayer-funded purchases, and Kim Jong-un disappears from the spotlight.. Fun Facts.. More Fun Facts.. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.. Funny Videos.. Honest University Commercial.. Parody of all those University commercials that try.. and get you to come to their school.. Standup Is like Sex.. Comedian explaines to the audience why performing.. standup comedy is like a sexual relationship.. Humor from the Forum.. More Funny Jokes.. Where Do You Want to Go?.. A pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven.. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?".. "Heaven!" they all piped up.. "And what do you have to do to get there?".. They said, "Be dead!".. Ebolapalooza.. CNN helpfully compares Ebola to ISIS, and the Obama administration announces plans to screen airline passengers for the virus.. Cheating Death - Pandemic Health.. Scientists target the Ebola virus with ZMapp, a tobacco-based drug with a disappointing lack of side effects.. Syria was once a major centre for weaving and grading in textiles.. Damascus weavers mastered the ancient technique for weaving patterns into cloth - Damask which has become very famous.. Humorous Animal Videos.. Cute Kolas Fighting.. You would be forgiven for thinking this was more of an argument than a fight, but apparently this is how Koala Bears settle their differences.. Kangaroo Street Fight.. On the streets of suburban Australia two kangaroos have a go at each other.. Maybe it is more vicious than it looks but it almost appears as though they're playing.. More Humor.. A lonely frog.. A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.. ".. The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class.. Classic Clips.. Right of Way.. Navy types can be notoriously stubborn lot, but they're.. not going to run her aground to prove a point.. Nursery For Men.. Ikea has created a place where women can leave their men.. Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.. Minus forty degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus forty degrees Fahrenheit.. Mockingbirds can imitate any sound from a squeaking door to a cat meowing.. Our World Videos.. Politicians For Sale.. Like to be treated like a murderer for streaming an "unauthorized".. copy of a TV show? Good news, because now you can!.. George Orwell's Final Warning.. From the author of the book 1984, comes one final dier warning.. 50th wedding anniversary.. An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.. 'Let's have a party, Homer,' she suggested.. 'Let's kill a pig.. '.. The farmer scratched his grizzled head.. 'Gee, Ethel,' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.. They Just Don't Know It yet.. Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow.. Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.. Manhole Prank.. You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and.. a worker.. It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.. The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.. Powers of Observation Videos.. Ball And Cups Trick.. Penn and Teller perform the cups and.. disappearing ball trick with clear cups.. The Big Picture.. A powers of observation test, based on an.. idea created by Wiseman and Lamont.. Funny Joke from the Forum.. What's the difference.. What's the difference between the government and the mafia?.. The Mafia is organized.. Obama's Rip-Off of Bush.. Following President Obama's statements about ISIS, pundits suggest that he's parroting George W.. Bush.. Deathpocalypse Now - Ebola in America.. Ebola officially arrives in the U.. , sparking frantic coverage of the virus on cable news.. Weird dog laws include allowing police officers in Palding, Ohio, to bite a dog to quiet it.. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.. Creative Videos.. Into The Atmosphere.. Interesting atmospheric conditions, from the state of California.. and it's beautiful deserts, mountains and coastlines.. Winter.. Oostvaardersplassen during one of the coldest winters.. in Holland with record breaking temperatures.. Oneliners.. More Funny Oneliners.. Why ask Why.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!.. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.. so I said, "Implants?".. I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.. A bus station is where a bus stops.. A train station is where a train stops.. I have a work station.. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.. Humorous Videos.. Can't Believe My Eyes.. Two young Japanese girls ask a bystanders to take a photo.. I Saw A Pink Elephant.. A prank involving a pink elephant and a sobriety test.. Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.. Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.. Queen Lydia Liliuokalani was the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian Islands.. She was also the only Queen the United States ever had.. Comedy.. strong language.. Fear of Germs.. America's obsession with cleanliness robs our bodies of the chance to practice fighting germs.. At least that was the opinion of George Carlin, in this humorous comedy routine about germs.. mature situation.. Who is Screwing Who.. Isaac and Doris first met 55 years ago, they re still in love, and they've screwed each and everyday since.. An ewww moment if you are under 30; inspiration if you are over 60.. Married Golfing.. During the 4th hole the following conversations took place:.. First Guy :.. You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I will weed her garden next weekend.. Second Guy :.. That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will clean out the basement.. Third Guy :.. Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.. They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.. So they ask him : 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.. What's the deal?'.. Fourth guy :.. I just set my alarm for 5 am.. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:.. 'Golf course or intercourse?.. She said: 'Don't forget your sun-block.. Entertaining Videos.. Top 100 Bass Riffs.. 100 Famous Bass riffs that almost every one will recognize.. Imitating Mannerisms.. It's sometimes said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but what if you are subconsciously imitating others shortcomings.. It Doesn't Get Better.. For most kids in high school, the future promises better days.. But for a certain group, there’s no time like the past.. Faces of NYC.. Photographer was fascinated by the characters met in  ...   "I have no idea how it works.. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".. Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.. Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, but I forgot your birthday.. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".. Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?".. Means: "What did you catch me at?".. "I HEARD YOU.. "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.. Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.. Comedy Videos.. TV Doctors.. Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance.. of manipulative TV doctors.. 3 Minute Song.. Tim Minchin and his 3 minute song on what.. it takes to entertain the British middle class.. Damascus, the capital of Syria, is thought to be one of the world's oldest continuously inhabited cities.. I touch Mine.. A humorous PSA for women.. that the guys will enjoy watching too.. Working Out The New Way.. A new workout program comes along every year.. This may work, but people will laugh at you.. Quotable Quotes.. Steve Jobs:.. "Picasso had a saying: 'Good artists copy, great artists steal.. ' We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas.. I think part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians, poets, artists, zoologists and historians who also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world.. ".. -- 1994.. "Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life.. Because almost everything -- all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.. You are already naked.. There is no reason not to follow your heart.. Stay hungry.. Stay foolish.. -- Stanford University commencement address, June 2005.. The Midnight Switch.. 5 young guys get a shock.. After a day with their girlfriends,.. they wake up next to.. their mother in law.. Bathroom Confusion Prank.. Sending a woman into a men's bathroom with a hidden.. camera to capture their reactions always seems to be funny.. An Honest Lawyer.. An investment counselor decided to go out on her own.. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel.. She began to interview young lawyers.. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.. " She leaned forward.. "Mr.. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?".. "Honest?" replied the job prospect.. "Let me tell you something about honest.. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.. "Impressive.. And what sort of case was that?".. The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money.. Halloween Humor.. Emergency Room Zombies.. A special humorus episode of ER as they try to.. contain a unique new virus!.. Halloween Costumes for Pets PSA.. Pointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because.. people dress them in embarrassing costumes.. Prompted by Atlanta's 1886 prohibition of alcohol, chemist John S.. Pemberton decided to market a non-alcoholic version of his popular medicinal wine, which also included kola nut and coca leaves.. As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.. Everythings a Remix.. This is how innovations truly happen.. Bottled H2O.. A big thirst quenching slug of pure pristine.. corporate profit.. Funny Joke from ckretmsage.. Halloween Innocence.. 10 Things that sound dirty - but not on Halloween.. 1.. So…What’d you get in the sack?.. 2.. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!.. 3.. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!.. 4.. I got the best piece from that house.. 5.. Quit screwing around on the porch!!.. 6.. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….. 7.. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.. 8.. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!.. 9.. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.. 10.. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!.. Strong Language.. Victorias Secret - Onion Review.. The onion humorously reviews Victoria's Secret's recent successful.. show and provides insight into the viewing audience.. That's My Tablet.. Funny morning after the big party surprise.. , and disappearing tablet trick.. The first mention of trick-or-treating in print occurred in 1927 in Alberta Canada.. Leftover candy? Hard candy last for a year while chocolate can last up to two years.. Piece of Cake.. All the server has to do is serve cake.. But a hidden.. camera and a magnet make this a funny prank.. Crossing the US Canadian Border.. The US border patrol at its humorous best,.. but beware of those cavity searches.. Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:.. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.. A dog's parents never visit.. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.. They just think it's interesting.. To test this theory:.. Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.. Checky.. A new app helps people reduce their dependency on gadgets by keeping track of how often they look at their phones.. Military Vehicles for Public Schools.. The militarization of Main Street continues as school districts in California receive mine-resistant armored vehicles from the Pentagon.. 'Mini-mammoths' once roamed Greek islands: Their ancestors shrank after becoming stranded there.. Political Humor.. Truth in Politics.. What political ads would look like if.. politicians were given truth serum.. Homer Votes.. Homer casts his vote for a candidate and discovers.. a secret behind his campaign.. Have you noticed.. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.. Have you noticed that men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes.. Woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.. Have you noticed that even though politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, it bears a very close resemblance to the first.. Humor Pages.. 11.. 12.. 13.. 14.. 15.. Bit of Fun acknowledges and deeply appreciates all the material sent in by email and posted to the forum.. Without you, we would not be able to keep up the pace.. About Bit of Fun.. Humor.. Tunes.. Eye Candy.. "R" rated / 18 or older.. Babe of the Day.. |.. Hunk of the Day.. Stupid Laws.. Animal Photos.. 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    Descriptive info: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.. Tags:.. business.. economy.. government.. bailouts.. AIG.. lawsuits.. Banking.. capitalism.. wealth.. debt.. insurance.. satire.. humor.. comedy news.. The fun side of the internet..

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  • Title: Protested Development & Dude, Where's My Kim?
    Descriptive info: protests.. hong kong.. China.. candidates.. elections.. democracy.. poverty.. celebrities.. communism.. censorship.. media.. North Korea.. Kim Jong-un.. health..

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  • Title: Fun Facts, Strange Facts, and Fun Trivia
    Descriptive info: Animal.. Food.. Geography.. History.. Plant.. Science.. Fun Facts and Fun Trivia.. New fun facts come here first to be sorted and checked for duplicates and accuracy before being assigned to one of the categories above.. These are the most recent entries, but they also have the most mistakes.. Hint: press your.. Ctl.. and.. F.. key at the same time to find a word.. Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!.. Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'.. By partially filling saucers with vinegar and distributing the saucers around a room, you can eliminate odors.. Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.. During World War II Canadian scientists secretly developed biological weapons which were later taken over by the USA.. Anthrax was one.. During World War II the U.. government used 260 million pounds of instant coffee.. During World War II, bakers in the United States were ordered to stop selling sliced bread for the duration of the war on January 18, 1943.. Only whole loaves were made available to the public.. It was never explained how this action helped the war effort.. During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.. An artificial hand , with fingers moved by cogwheels and levers, was designed in 1551 by Frenchman Ambroise Paré.. It worked so well that a handless cavalryman was able to grasp the reins of his horse.. An Athens legislator named Solon passed a law in the 6th century that let fathers sell their fornicating daughters into slavery.. Cellophane is not made of plastic.. It is made from a plant fiber, cellulose, which has been shredded and aged.. Castor oil is used as a lubricant in jet planes.. Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.. First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!.. Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.. Lloyd's of London began as Edward Lloyd's coffeehouse.. Local calls using a coin-operated phone in the U.. cost only 5 cents everywhere until 1951.. Lou Gehrig earned a total of $316,000 during his 17 year career with the New York Yankees.. In 1992, a fan paid $363,000 for a Yankee jersey that Gehrig wore during the 1927 season.. Louis XVI of France was captured at Varennes in June 1791 while trying to flee his country.. He was stopped at an inn when he tried to pay with a coin that carried his likeness.. Louisa Adams, wife of John Quincy Adams, was the first and only foreign-born first lady.. Lovebirds are small parakeets who live in pairs.. Male and female lovebirds look alike, but most other male birds have brighter colors than the females.. Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car.. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.. Luther Crowell invented the paper bag in 1867.. MacDonalds fries are made with beef flavoring.. mmmmmmm.. Madonna suffers from garophobia (the fear of thunder).. Maine is the only state in the United States whose name has one syllable.. Margaret Mitchell wrote Gone with the Wind between 1926 and 1929.. In her early drafts, the main character was named "Pansy O'Hara" and the O'Hara plantation we know as Tara was called "Fountenoy Hall.. One 75-watt light bulb gives off more light than three 25-watt light bulbs.. One American of every 16 will have one of the Top 12 most common last names.. One beaver can cut down as many as 216 trees per year.. One in every 2000 babies is born with a tooth.. One in every 9000 people is an albino.. One in every four Americans has appeared on television.. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde.. Only one in sixteen men is.. One million tons of oil is equivalent to about 13,000,000,000 kilowatt hours of electricity.. One of the greatest soldiers in history, Alexander the Great, was tutored by the greatest thinker of all time, Aristotle.. One of the holiest Christian holidays is named after a pagan goddess.. The name "Easter" derives from the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eostre, who governed the vernal equinox.. One of the largest carriers of hepitius B is diner mints.. One of the many Tarzans, Karmuala Searlel, was mauled to death by a raging elephant on set.. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail.. 94% are recaptured.. One penny doubled everyday becomes over 5 million dollars in just 30 days.. One plain milk chocolate candy bar has more protein than a banana.. One pound of tea can make 300 cups of the beverage.. Snails produce a colorless, sticky discharge that forms a protective carpet under them as they travel along.. The discharge is so effective that they can crawl along the edge of a razor without cutting themselves.. Snakes are immune to their own poison.. Snakes have two sex organs.. in case one drops off in their fervent attempt to trick females into mating.. 'Soldiers disease' is a term for morphine addiction.. The Civil War produced over 400,000 morphine addicts.. Some baby giraffes are more than six feet tall at birth.. Some biblical scholars believe that Aramaic (the language of the ancient Bible) did not contain an easy way to say 'many things' and used a term which has come down to us as 40.. This means that when the bible -in many places -refers to '40 days,' they many days.. Some cultures kiss by biting off each other's eyelashes.. Some frogs like the wood frog and some turtles can stop their heart and frost their tissues during winter and defrost after that.. Some frogs use sugars as an antifreeze for vital organs.. Some horticulturists suspect that the banana was the earth's first fruit.. Banana plants have been in cultivation since the time of recorded history.. One of the first records of bananas dates back to Alexander the Great's conquest of India.. Some large clouds store enough water for 500000 showers.. Some people have more bones in their feet than others.. Some reconstituted tobacco contains the same ingredients found in a fart.. Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.. 75 hours.. Sometime around 1050 some English boys looking for a diversion blew up an old cow bladder and began to kick it around.. The new game would go on to be called soccer.. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.. Wedding cake was originally thrown at the bride and groom, instead of eaten by them.. Wesley Snipes installed public telephones while struggling to become an actor in New York.. Wet sand weighs less than dry sand.. Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of Oklahoma.. Whales can never focus both their eyes on the same object at once.. What word can you take the first letter of, put it as the last letter, and make it the past tence of the original word? Answer: Eat (ate).. Wheat is the world's most widely cultivated plant; grown on every continent except Antarctica.. When a coffee seed is planted, it takes five years to yield consumable fruit.. When a male skier falls down, he tends to fall on his face.. A woman skier tends to fall on her back.. When a person dies, hearing is generally the last sense to go.. The first sense lost is usually sight.. Then follows taste, smell, and touch.. Intel is a shortened name for Integrated Electronics.. The company's founders wanted to use the full name when they went into business in 1968, but it was already in use.. During the 6 years that the TSA has been screening passengers, none of its employees anywhere has discovered a single terrorist.. Miscellaneous Fun Facts.. Largest collection of traffic cones by David Morgan; 137 different types - 2/3 of the designs ever made.. Most fingers and toes on a living person; 25 digits each, Pranamya and Devendra have 12 fingers and 13 toes.. Loudest burp Paul Hunn of from London, recorded a burp of 104.. 9 decibels - as loud as a pneumatic drill.. Most live rattlesnakes held in the mouth; Jackie Bibby held 10 rattlesnakes by their tails in his mouth.. Most cockroaches eaten; Ken Edwards of England ate 36 cockroaches in one minute.. Most Ferrero Rocher chocolates eaten in one minute; Reuben Williams ate five Ferrero Rocher chocolates.. Heaviest car balanced on the head John Evans balanced a 159.. 6 kg (352 lb) Mini on his head for 33 seconds.. Largest collection of air-sick bags; Niek Vermeulen has 5,180 sickness bags from 1,003 different airlines.. Longest leg hair; Wesley Pemberton had the world's longest leg hair at 5 inches (12.. 7 cm).. Tablecloths were originally meant to be used as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!.. Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!.. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!.. A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!.. It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!.. Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.. V for 3 hours!.. Most lipstick contains fish scales!.. The state of Florida is bigger than England!.. In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!.. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!.. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide?.. A fart.. A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on watch is 10:10.. The male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.. 8 miles away.. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.. Women shoplift more often than men; the statistics are 4 to 1.. While sleeping, one man in eight snores, and one in ten grinds his teeth.. US Senator Strom Thurmond of South Carolina set a filibuster record in the U.. Senate on August 19, 1957.. He spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes.. US Presidents who died on July 4th: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died in 1826, James Monroe died in 1831.. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.. Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.. Dartboards are made  ...   burnt down but only 6 people were injured.. Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition.. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.. Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.. state capital without a McDonalds.. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.. A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.. A poll of 3,000 Americans found that for 41 percent, the thing they're most afraid of is speaking before a group of people.. 32 percent stated they were afraid of heights.. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.. About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.. Air pollution may contribute to two percent of all deaths in the US, some 50,000 cases per year.. A nine-year study of US cities showed a strong correlation between death rates and periods of significant pollution.. America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.. Based on a US Justice Department study conducted between 1992 and 1996, workplace violence troubles 1.. 7 million Americans a year.. Number of workers attacked or threatened per thousand: Police officers: 306, Private security guards: 218, Taxi drivers: 184, Prison guards: 117, Bartenders: 91, Mental health professionals: 80, Gas station attendants: 79.. Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy.. For drinking, washing, etc.. , an average American uses 168 gallons of water per day.. The average American residence uses 107,000 gallons per year.. For the 66% of American's who admit to reading in the bathroom, the preferred reading material is Reader's Digest.. Forty-six US federal agencies have officers with the authority to carry firearms and arrest people.. Fourteen percent of the one million citizens of Nairobi, Kenya carry the AIDS virus.. Some 20% of the Kenyan military is infected.. (1997).. Hans Christian Andersen, Cher, Tom Cruise, Albert Einstein, Whoopie Goldberg, Greg Louganis, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Gen.. George S.. Patton, are (were) all dyslexics.. Humans are the only animals that copulate face to face.. In 1894 there were only 4 automobiles in the US.. In 1960, an estimated 4,000 people were over 100 years old in the U.. By 1995 the number had jumped to : 55,000.. In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate.. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes.. Isaac Newton, Peter Tchaikovsky and Annie Lennox were all born on Christmas.. Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte both suffered from epilepsy.. Julius Caesar, Martin Luther and Jonathan Swift all suffered from Ménièr's disease.. It is a disorder of the hearing and balance senses causing hissing, roaring or whistling sounds to be perceived.. Men commit suicide three times more frequently than women do.. But women attempt suicide two to three times more often than men.. Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal-sized children, even if both parents are midgets or dwarfs.. Monday's Child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go, Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child has to work for its living, But a child that's born on the Sabbath Day, Is fair and wise and good and gay.. More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.. Number of people who starved to death in 1997: 20,000,000.. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.. Over 80% of professional boxers have suffered brain damage.. Texas was one of the first states to adopt capital punishment by lethal injection -- in 1977.. The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds.. The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.. The average person laughs about 15 times a day.. The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.. The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!.. The New York phone book had 22 Hitlers listed before World War II.. and none after.. The number of triplets born in the US in 1994 (4,594) was more than triple the number born in 1971 (1,034), an increase attributed to older age of the mothers and the use of fertility-enhancing drugs and techniques.. The states of Washington and Montana still execute prisoners by hanging.. The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.. The vocabulary of the average person consists of 5,000 to 6,000 words.. Three chemicals are used to execute criminals by lethal injection.. First, Sodium Thiopental is injected, causing the inmate to fall into a deep sleep.. The second chemical agent, Pancuronium Bromide, a muscle relaxer, follows.. This causes the inmate to stop breathing due to paralyses of the diaphragm and lungs.. Finally, Potassium Chloride is injected, stopping the heart.. US presidents who have been assassinated: Abraham Lincoln in 1865, James A.. Garfield in 1881, William H.. McKinley in 1901, and John F.. Kennedy in 1963.. US Presidents who never attended college: Grover Cleveland, Abraham Lincoln, Harry S Truman, and George Washington.. US Presidents who never had children: George Washington, known as the Father of the Country, James Madison, Andrew Jackson, James Polk, James Buchanan, and Warren Harding.. US Presidents who never held any other elective office: U.. S.. Grant, William H.. Taft, Herbert Hoover, Dwight D.. Eisenhower.. US Presidents who owned slaves : George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Andrew Jackson, John Tyler, James K.. Polk, Zachary Taylor, Andrew Johnson, and Ulysses S.. Grant.. US presidents who served an entire term without a vice president: John Tyler, Millard Fillmore, Andrew Johnson, and Chester Arthur.. US presidents who were survived by their fathers: John F.. Kennedy and Warren Harding.. Where did the whole business of the stork delivering babies come from? To avoid the details of conception and childbirth, Scandinavian mothers used to tell their children that the stork delivered babies.. The stork was a natural choice for the Scandinavians.. Many houses had storks' nests on them, which gave the story credibility in children's eyes.. Further adding to the appeal of the stork, is the bird's fidelity.. Not only do storks return year after year to the same nests, but they are monogamous too.. Storks also take care of their elderly or sick parents, an added benefit for parents trying to develop similar traits in their children.. In the 19th century, Hans Christian Andersen popularized the Scandinavian legend by including it in his fairy tales, and in the 20th century, cartoons helped introduce it to children.. Can picking your nose kill you? Sure picking your nose can kill you, but it's not easy.. Truth is, a picking obsession is much more likely to cost you your friends than your life.. The deadly threat of nose picking comes from the fact that the vein that takes blood away from your nose connects with ones that also drain your brain.. So if you pick too vigorously, you could break skin and expose your system to the germs on your finger.. Those germs could then cause an infection, which might spread through the blood vessels and clog up the vein that drains your brain.. As a result, your brain could fill up like a water balloon and you could die.. Why is a wedding ring worn on the ring finger? The Western practice of wearing a wedding ring on the third finger (not including the thumb) began in Greece in the third century B.. C.. The Greeks believed that there was a vein, named the vein of love, that ran from what we now call the ring finger directly to the heart.. As a result, they placed the ring that symbolized love on that finger.. Later, the Romans, adopting Greek science, copied the custom and took it one step further.. Roman physicians used their ring fingers to stir medicine, believing that since the ring finger was connected to the heart, it could detect toxicity.. What a Difference a Century Makes In the summer of 1900.. The average life expectancy in the United States was 47.. Only 14% of the homes in the United States had a bathtub.. Only 8% of the homes had a telephone.. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost $11.. There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of paved roads.. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.. California was only the 21st most populated state in the Union.. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California With a mere 1.. 4 million residents.. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.. The average wage in the US was 22 cents an hour.. The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year.. More than 95% of all births in the United States took place at home.. 90% of all US physicians had no college education.. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as substandard.. Sugar cost four cents a pound.. Eggs were 14 cents a dozen.. Coffee cost 15 cents a pound.. Most women only washed their hair once a month and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.. The five leading causes of death in the US were:.. Pneumonia and influenza.. TB.. Diarrhea.. Heart disease.. Stroke.. The American flag had 45 stars.. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.. The population of Las Vegas Nevada was 30.. The remote desert community was inhabited by only a handful of ranchers and their families.. Plutonium, insulin, and antibiotics hadn't been discovered yet.. Scotch tape, crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented.. There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.. One in 10 US adults couldn't read or write.. Only 6% of all Americans had graduated from high school.. Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores.. According to one pharmacist, Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and the bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.. Animals Photos.. Love.. Points to Ponder.. Why.. Forum..

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    Descriptive info: Video Credit: unknown Sent in by: jFlash.. Navy types can be notoriously stubborn lot, but they're not going to run a ship aground to prove a point.. ship.. lighthouse.. right of way.. military.. funny..

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